Wednesday, July 28, 2010

SEX ED, Religion and Adult Parodies

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Have you seen Gotham City's Caped Crusader Batman and his sidekick Robin having raunchy sex with the likes of Batgirl and Catwoman?

Well, just check out the movie poster and some screencaps below.




Or perhaps, the TWILIGHT TRILOGY TRIPLE X?


And what about the controversial Tiger Woods and Lindsay Lohan?


Just a few days ago, I gave my very good friend my collection of ADULT PARODIES from X-Rated ET Spoofs to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles parodied in Spanish (Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas), Batman XXX & Souperman to This Isn't The Twilight Saga : Eclipse for his birthday.

If you want videos like this, feel free to contact my buddy through YM: cmultilingual or SKYPE: coolmultilingual

Here is the CENSORED trailer of Batman XXX.


The acting was surprisingly good and the script was well-written...and the sex scenes, consequently, were highly titillating.

I'll upload the uncensored trailer soon.

OTHER NOTABLE PARODIES:








IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW INCLUDED BELOW? Mine is. hehehe. Imagine Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, Rachel and Joey getting it on with one another. hehehe.


TO VIEW A BIGGER VERSION, CLICK ON THE IMAGES ABOVE.



X-Rated E.T. spoofs:
Etesão, Quanto Mais Sexo Melhor (from Brazil) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441257/

THIS POST IS NOT YET DONE...

I'll EDIT THIS POST SOON...

For homoerotic/lesbirotic stuff, feel free to visit: http://funsxylgbt.blogspot.com/



Sex is perhaps the most misunderstood but most exciting and desirable subject for any normal Homo Sapien on earth. We all know that religious and traditional beliefs were established long before SCIENCE was born. As a result, many people have been conditioned to believe in so many erroneous beliefs about SEX and Human Sexuality.

This is why we believe that SEX EDUCATION, which should INCLUDE Human Sexuality Education, must be included in the school's curriculum so as to inform everyone about the FACTS and not just beliefs based on subjective and uneducated interpretations of our ancestors. There is currently so much ignorance about Human Sexuality in most societies in different countries especially in less developed countries mainly due to the exclusion of Human SEXuality education in most schools.

Traditional sectors of the society and the Church are consistently blocking and hindering efforts by the scientific community to include SEX ED and H.S. EDUCATION in the school's curricula. These traditional institutions deprive people access to FACTUAL information about Human Sexuality and thereby contribute a lot in causing overpopulation and social problems such as pollution, unemployment, poor health, higher crime rates and poverty which all primarily stem from excessive population.

I will be starting a blog about SEX ED and as well as about RELIGION and SCIENCE pretty soon. The SEX ED blog will focus on most commonly misunderstood human sexuality issues and the religion-science blog will expose the essential facts and data about religion, uncensored, i.e. will expose not only the GREAT things (e.g. humanitarian and charitable efforts) about religion but also its BAD SIDE (e.g. s.)

We all know that RELIGION/the CHURCH is man-made and our ancestors who authored books and scriptures deemed and believed to be 'PERFECT' by religious people are merely HUMAN BEINGS like us. The authors of the Bible, Koran, Vedas and other so-called sacred scriptures DID NOT STUDY human sexuality like Scientists did who came up with the facts about Human Sexuality - The FACTS about human sexuality which many people still do not know due to this super powerful and super wealthy man-made institution's relentless efforts to BLOCK and IMPEDE opposing efforts to include such sort of education to enlighten the society.

So why do most people still believe tenets on human sexuality considering the fact that the authors who contrived such belief sytems were NOT educated about human sexuality?
--- It's because of CONDITIONING and the FEAR that religion has instilled in their minds ~~~ most of us were conditioned to be afraid to question religious FAITH ---The Church has made people believe in primitive concepts of sin, salvation and eternal suffering in hell... and so many people have been lured. After all, who wouldn't want to be saved? But very, very few noticed how irrational and unfair many religious tenets really are, some of which do not even make logical sense.

Would you even be surprised to know how wealthy religious institutions are? You do know that religious masses and most religious celebrations such as baptisms and church weddings oblige participants to give money to the church and the Church's motto has always been 'the more generous you give to the Church, the more generous God will be to you.'

If you research about the history of religion (choose OBJECTIVE, scientific sources and not biased religious ones) and the Church, you'll find out so many more surprising and shocking stuff about this super powerful and rich social institution including the its very dark past (e.g. Inquisition era)



Of course, religion has a very good humanitarian side. But wouldn't it be more rational to hypothesize that if God(s) really do(es) exist, S/he/They would want everyone to focus on humanity such as doing humanitarian deeds and also 'other-living-things-and-nature-friendly' acts rather than dwelling on unresolvable metaphysical stuff such as worshipping God, etc. Do you really think (a) Divine, Supreme being(s) would require worshipping, praise, donations for attending masses, getting married/baptized et al. or is it really the man-made institution, which is THE CHURCH, that wants a part of your income, i.e. TITHE ?

Wouldn't it be better if all these religious institutions spent MORE (what they usually spend on air-conditioned buildings, vehicles, so-called sacred ornaments such as costly chandeliers, statues, etc.) on the less fortunate and on funding charitable institutions?

Excuse my digression. Just wanted to share my well-thought-of POVs. Comments will be very much appreciated.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

HISTORY OF 'SEXPLICIT' SCENES IN CINEMA

"The depiction of unsimulated sexual acts in mainstream cinema was at one time restricted by law and self-imposed industry standards such as the Motion Picture Production Code. Films showing explicit sexual activity were confined to privately distributed underground films, such as stag films or "porn loops". Beginning in the late 1960s, mainstream cinemas began pushing boundaries in terms of what was allowed on screen. Although the vast majority of sexual situations depicted in mainstream cinema are simulated, on rare occasions actors engage in real sex. The difference between these films and pornography is that, while such scenes might be considered erotic, the intent of these films is not solely pornographic.

Notable examples include two of the eight Bedside-films and the six Zodiac-films from the 1970s, all of which were produced in Denmark and had many pornographic sex scenes, but were nevertheless considered mainstream films (they all had mainstream casts and crews, and premiered in mainstream cinemas).

Screen caps of some 'sexplicit' scenes in Der må være en sengekant



The last of these films, Agent 69 Jensen i Skyttens tegn, was made in 1978. From the end of the 1970s until the late 1990s it was rare to see hardcore scenes in mainstream cinema, but this changed with the success of Lars von Trier's Idioterne (1998), which heralded a wave of art-house films with explicit content, such as Romance (1999), Baise-Moi (2000), Intimacy (2001), Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny (2003), and Michael Winterbottom's 9 Songs (2004)."


List of notable films with non-simulated sexual activity

The following mainstream films have scenes with verified real sexual activity, meaning actors or actresses are filmed engaging in actual coitus or performing related sexual acts such as fellatio and cunnilingus. Some simulated sex scenes are so realistic that critics mistakenly believe that they are real, such as the cunnilingus scene in the 2006 film Red Road.

Title ~ Year ~ Country of Origin
- Notes

Dom kallar oss mods /They call us misfits ~March 1968 ~ Sweden (Swedish)
This Swedish documentary film, the first of a trilogy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Call_Us_Misfits http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062900/


Kärlekens språk /Language of Love ~ 1969 ~ Sweden (Swedish)
a 1969 Swedish sex educational film directed by Torgny Wickman that surprisingly became a blockbuster hit. It gained a lot of publicity when 30,000 people gathered on Trafalgar Square in London to protest against a nearby movie theatre showing it and when it was confiscated by the American customs when arriving in the United States. Following this, it was at some places marketed as a sexploitation film of the "white coater" variety - a pornographic film masquerading as a documentary or scientific film.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlekens_Sprak http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064563/


Mera ur kärlekens språk (More from the Language of Love) ~ 1970 ~ Sweden (Swedish)
- This sequel to Kärlekens Sprak had equally successful box office even though it dealt more with alternative sexuality and life styles and the disabled.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mera_ur_k%C3%A4rlekens_spr%C3%A5k http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066071/


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song ~ 1971 ~ US (English)
-Director/actor Melvin Van Peebles appears in several real sex scenes. His son, Mario, performed in a simulated sex scene. Van Peebles contracted a sexually transmitted disease while filming and successfully filed for worker's compensation. While the sex scenes may have been explicit and the actor maintains that they were real, nothing is shown onscreen that could not have been faked. Nonetheless, after Peebles came up with the winning ad slogan "rated X by an all-white jury" the film's rating was reduced to R in 1974.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Sweetback%27s_Baadasssss_Song http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067810/

W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism ~ 1971 ~ Serbo-Croatian & English
- Director Dušan Makavejev explores therelationship between communist politics and sexuality, as well as exploring the life and workof Wilhelm Reich. Contains scenes of both various simulated sex acts and non-simulated manual stimulation of a penis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mysteries_of_the_Organism http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067958/
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Boys in the Sand ~ 1971 ~ English ~ US
Boys in the Sand is a landmark American gay pornographic film that was shown in mainstream cinema. The 1971 film was directed by Wakefield Poole and stars Casey Donovan. Boys in the Sand was the first gay porn film to achieve crossover success and one of the earliest porn films of any genre to gain mainstream credibility, preceding 1972's Deep Throat by nearly a year.
Produced on a budget of $8,000, the film is a loose collection of three segments depicting Donovan's sexual adventures at a gay beach resort community. Promoted by Poole with an advertising campaign unprecedented for a pornographic feature, Boys in the Sand premiered in New York City in 1971 and was an immediate critical and commercial success. The film's title is a parodic reference to the Mart Crowley play and film The Boys in the Band.


Deep Throat ~ 1972 ~ English ~ US
The first pornographic heterosexual mainstream film which features a plot, character development and relatively high production standards. It earned box-office success and launched the "porn chic" trend despite the film's being banned in some regions and the subject of obscenity trials.


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I Jomfruens tegn /In the Sign of the Virgin a.k.a Danish Pastries ~1973 ~ Danish
- First film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070209/



I Tyrens tegn /In the Sign of the Taurus ~1974 ~ Danish
- Second film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071643/


I Tvillingernes tegn /In the Sign of the Gemini ~ 1975 ~ Danish
- Third film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073141/


Der må være en sengekant /Come to my Bedside ~ 1975 ~ Danish
- Sixth film in the Danish Bedside-series of erotic mainstream-comedies, and one of the two to have hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073431/


Sømænd på sengekanten /Bedside Sailors~ 1976 ~ Danish
- Eighth and final film in the Danish Bedside-series of erotic mainstream-comedies, and one of the two to have hardcore scenes, including extensive clips from the short Color Climax #1283: Mail Order Sex (1973), watched on 8mm by the ship's crew.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075302/



Une vraie jeune fille /A Real Young Girl~ 1976 ~ French
- female masturbation, close-up of male and female genitalia (including a man masturbating to ejaculation) and urination scenes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Une_vraie_jeune_fille
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0135024/


I Løvens tegn /In the Sign of the Lion ~ 1976 ~ Danish
- Fourth film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074661/

愛のコリーダ (ai no kori-da)/In the Realm of the Senses / L'Empire des sens ~ 1976 ~ Japanese
-Based on a true story of a Japanese prostitute, features fellatio and other non-simulated sexual acts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Realm_of_the_Senses
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074102/




Agent 69 Jensen i Skorpionens tegn ~ /In the Sign of the Scorpio ~1977 ~ Danish
- Fifth film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075642/


Agent 69 Jensen i Skyttens tegn /In the Sign of the Sagitarrius ~ 1978 ~ Danish
- Sixth and final film in the Danish Zodiac-series of mainstream-comedies with hardcore scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075643/


Caligula ~ 1979 ~Italian & English
- Uncut version of this film includes several authentic sex scenes, including penetration, fellatio and ejaculation during the six minutes worth of inserts shot by the film's producer, Bob Guccione. The sex shot by Tinto Brass in the rest of the movie, although very explicit, was simulated.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula_%28film%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080491/


Cruising ~ 1980 ~ English
- Director William Friedkin spliced in single frames of gay anal intercourse during at least one scene, the first murder. The frames are barely detectable at normal speed but are visible when freeze-framed. Partially obscured sex acts, including fellatio and fisting, are observable being performed by extras in scenes set in gay leather bars. The film originally contained an additional 40 minutes of footage that Friedkin describes as "[a]bsolutely graphic sexuality....that material showed the most graphic homosexuality with Pacino watching, and with the intimation that he may have been participating." Friedkin sought to restore the missing footage for the DVD release but it has been lost. He believes it has been destroyed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruising_%28film%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080569/


Il diavolo in corpo /Devil in the Flesh ~ 1986 ~ Italian
- Features a scene of fellatio, during which the man tells the woman about Lenin's return to St. Petersburg in 1917.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_in_the_Flesh_%281986_film%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090944/



La Vie de Jésus /The Life of Jesus ~ 1997 ~ French
- Dumont included extreme close-ups of penetration to emphasize the animal nature of the sex act"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Vie_de_J%C3%A9sus



Idioterne /The Idiots ~ 1998 ~ Danish
-The film by Lars von Trier features penetration and group sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154421/


Romance ~1999 ~ French
- Directed by Catherine Breillat, features male and female masturbation, penetration, ejaculation, and sadomasochistic bondage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_%281999_film%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194314/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120448/


Pola X ~ 1999 ~ French
- Pola X ... acquired international notoriety for unsimulated sex scenes between the characters played by [Guillaume] Depardieu and Yekaterina Golubeva, though body doubles were reportedly used for the more graphic shots.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pola_X
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0152015/


Baise-moi ~ 2000 ~ French
- Several actual sex scenes, including penetration and fellatio, involving Karen Lancaume and Raffaëla Anderson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baise-moi
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0249380/


Intimacy ~ 2001 ~ English ~ UK
Fellatio scene between actress Kerry Fox and Mark Rylance. It is often falsely stated that actual coitus is performed between the two leads, but this rumor was dispelled by Fox's boyfriend, Alexander Linklater, who wrote an article for The Guardian about the making of the film.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intimacy_%28movie%29
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256103/


Ken Park ~ 2002 ~ English ~ US
- The film was banned in Australia, as the Office of Film and Literature Classification said it contained scenes of "child sexual abuse, actual sex by people depicted as minors and sexualised violence". Cunnilingus, auto-erotic asphyxiation, urination, and group sex acts involving characters that are supposed to be teens are shown explicitly, but the sex is simulated with the exception of one scene showing a young man masturbating. All actors were actually over 18.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Park
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209077/


The Brown Bunny ~2003 ~ English
- This film by Vincent Gallo features a scene where Chloë Sevigny performs actual fellatio on Gallo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brown_Bunny


Anatomie de l'enfer /Anatomy of Hell ~ 2004 ~ French
- By director Catherine Breillat, it features "actual sex, high-level sex scenes and high-level themes" according to the Australian Classification Review Board.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomy_of_Hell
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348529/


9 Songs ~ 2004 ~ French
- Several non-simulated sex scenes between actress Margo Stilley and actor Kieran O'Brien, including protected penetration, fellatio, cunnilingus and an on-screen ejaculation by the lead actor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Songs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411705/


The Raspberry Reich ~ 2004 ~ English ~ Germany & Canada
-The picture is full of non-simulated heterosexual and homosexual (mostly homosexual) sex from beginning to end. There is onscreen heterosexual intercourse as well as gay oral and anal sex. The opening sequence in particular features an extended montage of sexual activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raspberry_Reich
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390418/


All About Anna ~ 2005 ~ English ~ Denmark
~ The film-makers, Innocent Pictures, said that "Without the sex scenes, the film’s drama would fall apart. This was a particular challenge to the film’s cast, who had to cope with the traditional social and human traumas associated with having real sex in front of a camera. Fortunately the film’s actors and actresses managed to extent their dramatic performances way beyond the norm and truly managed to push the envelope, achieving new means of dramatic expression. The sex scenes were carefully planned and rehearsed prior to shooting, allowing the actors to stay in character through every embrace and caress."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_About_Anna
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349080/


Batalla en el Cielo /Battle in Heaven ~ 2005 ~ Spanish ~ Mexico
- the second feature by the 34-year-old Mexican director Carlos Reygadas, is an anomaly among today's explicit art films, which often deploy sex more as a stunt than a subversion. In the languid, graphic scenes of fellatio that bookend his movie, what is startling isn't so much the frankness of the sex as the glaring disparity between the participants: Ana (Anapola Mushkadiz), the attractive young daughter of a general, and Marcos (Marcos Hernández), a homely, obese, middle-age man who is the general's driver."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_in_Heaven
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387055/


Inside Deep Throat ~ 2005 ~ English
-This documentary includes the deep throat scene from the original Linda Lovelace motion picture. Approximately 30 seconds of the actual fellatio.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Deep_Throat
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418753/


Shortbus ~ 2006 ~ English
- Several actors in this American film, including Canadian TV personality, singer, and CBC national radio host Sook-Yin Lee, perform real coitus and other sexual acts. Non-simulated sex acts include explicit masturbation by several characters, coitus, and heterosexual and homosexual fellatio.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortbus
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/


Destricted ~ 2006 ~ English
-Seven short films by artists and film-makers commissioned to "explore the fine line where art and pornography intersect", it "contains strong, real sex".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destricted
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/




Pornographic films reedited as mainstream releases
Prior to the advent of home video, a number of hardcore pornography films were released to mainstream cinemas. In most cases, scenes of penetration were either cut out or replaced with alternate shots. Exceptions to this were Boys in the Sand and Deep Throat, which were released uncensored.

Examples of this type of hybrid release include Alice in Wonderland (1976) shot as X-rated but first released as an R-rated version. Afterwards, the uncut version was released.

Café Flesh (1982) R-rated version of this science fiction porn film was released to mainstream cinemas.
Stocks and Blondes (1984) originally available as Wanda Whips Wall Street.[40] Pirates (2005).[41]